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???? (s-g) [Dec. 6th, 2005|10:33 am]
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I stole sekihara_tae's purse (-30 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for megumi_dono (-10 points). In April I punched saitou_tokio in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-57 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
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What's porn?

*tries to eat lump*
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Lost dog: Needs history and owner (s-g) [Nov. 21st, 2004|04:11 pm]
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FOUND:
Really stupid dog.
Bumps into things.
Likes chasing around poultry.
Seeking a patient owner who doesn't care that this dog is -not- trainable.

BARKS LIKE CRAZY!

Applicants: Please leave your statement of interest here.
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*bonk* [Nov. 18th, 2004|02:25 am]
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I'm a little pig that likes to sing.
I'm a little pig that likes baths.
I'm a little pig that likes being scratched.
And that will do funny little tricks!

Sometimes I like to sing.
Sometimes I like to run.
And sometimes I JUMP!

But I'm SAD sometimes. Because when I try to TALK, it sounds like "BUKI".
only Buki. *piggy tears drip*

BUT I'm a SMART PIG! You can teach me TRICKS!
And I'll give you NAMES!

But. I can tell my story LATER!

(ooc note: moderator wanders in and drags off pig and places back with the other to be revealed pets. Please leave your requests here or email Miss Megumi or Saitou-san.)
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