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[Dec. 6th, 2005|10:33 am] |
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I stole ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) sekihara_tae's purse (-30 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for megumi_dono (-10 points). In April I punched saitou_tokio in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-57 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
misc_tokyo_pets |
What's porn?
*tries to eat lump* |
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| Lost dog: Needs history and owner (s-g) |
[Nov. 21st, 2004|04:11 pm] |
FOUND:
Really stupid dog.
Bumps into things.
Likes chasing around poultry.
Seeking a patient owner who doesn't care that this dog is -not- trainable.
BARKS LIKE CRAZY!
Applicants: Please leave your statement of interest here. |
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| *bonk* |
[Nov. 18th, 2004|02:25 am] |
I'm a little pig that likes to sing.
I'm a little pig that likes baths.
I'm a little pig that likes being scratched.
And that will do funny little tricks!
Sometimes I like to sing.
Sometimes I like to run.
And sometimes I JUMP!
But I'm SAD sometimes. Because when I try to TALK, it sounds like "BUKI".
only Buki. *piggy tears drip*
BUT I'm a SMART PIG! You can teach me TRICKS!
And I'll give you NAMES!
But. I can tell my story LATER!
(ooc note: moderator wanders in and drags off pig and places back with the other to be revealed pets. Please leave your requests here or email Miss Megumi or Saitou-san.) |
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